{"id":2395,"date":"2019-09-04T15:15:17","date_gmt":"2019-09-04T21:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/?p=2395"},"modified":"2021-06-21T12:13:33","modified_gmt":"2021-06-21T18:13:33","slug":"statistics-means-never-having-to-say-youre-certain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/statistics-means-never-having-to-say-youre-certain\/","title":{"rendered":"Statistics Means Never Having To Say You&#8217;re Certain"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>A lighthearted and (hopefully) humorous take on the world of statistics and those of us who make our way in it.<\/p>\r\n<p>Hope you enjoy it!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/356483816?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\"><\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Statistics Means Never Having to Say You\u2019re Certain by Jay Arthur<\/p>\r\n<p>Statistics means never having to say you\u2019re certain <br \/>My hypotheses are Null <br \/>I\u2019m just trying to cull <br \/>The signal from the noise <br \/>Because statistics means never having to say you\u2019re certain<\/p>\r\n<p>P values can\u2019t be trusted <br \/>My analysis is busted <br \/>Because statistics means never having to say you\u2019re certain<\/p>\r\n<p>The alternative hypothesis <br \/>Is cramping my consciousness <br \/>Because statistics means never having to say you\u2019re certain<\/p>\r\n<p>My data isn\u2019t normal <br \/>Tukey\u2019s test seems so formal <br \/>Because statistics means never having to say you\u2019re certain<\/p>\r\n<p>You can prove the means are different <br \/>Equivalent but not the same <br \/>Because statistics means never having to say you\u2019re certain<\/p>\r\n<p>Wish they told me when I started <br \/>The results could all be charted <br \/>Because statistics means never having to say you\u2019re certain<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lighthearted and (hopefully) humorous take on the world of statistics and those of us who make our way in it. Hope you enjoy it! Statistics Means Never Having to Say You&rsquo;re Certain by Jay Arthur Statistics means never having to say you&rsquo;re certain My hypotheses are Null I&rsquo;m just trying to cull The signal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jay-arthur-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2395"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4022,"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions\/4022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.qimacros.com\/lean-six-sigma-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}