Top 10 Ways You Know You Need Six Sigma

Top 10 Ways You Know You Need Lean Six Sigma
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Jay Arthur
888-468-1537
303-756-9144
KnowWare International, Inc.
DBA LifeStar
2253 S. Oneida
Ste 3D
Denver, CO 80224

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10. Customers tell you to take your product, fold it five ways and put it where the moon don't shine.

9. The end of your production line has more scrap than a New Jersey dump.

8. The media casually refer to you as Mistakes-R-Us

7. Daily operations has all the earmarks of a five-alarm fire:

Heroics
People getting burned
Customer service is afraid to answer the phone for fear that they might get hosed
Dalmations get promoted because they've been to all of the fires.

6. Customer orders are filled at half the speed of smell.

5. Your software has more bugs than a roach motel.

4. Root cause teams create whalebone diagrams. Your two main root causes are FUBAR and SNAFU.

3. Your invoices have more inaccuracies than a butterfly ballot.

2. Gage R&R is something your measurement tools do when they're overworked.

1. You think the House of Quality is a strip joint on Bourbon Street.

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Top 10 Ways You Know You Need Lean Six Sigma